I wish I understood how it is possible, but Ashley Tisdale has greatly improved both of these songs:



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Especially the second. It's like a very simple meal prepared by a master chef. All of the ingredients (synth, autotune, backup vocals) are in perfect proportion, resulting in a masterpiece. She should really release a cover album to compete with Scarlett Johansson's Tom Waits thing. This would obviously sell better, and not just because she has infinite legions of tweens obeying her every command.

...I mean, I would maybe buy it.